Convicted Chef Signs
- He put fish in my veggie dish.
- He added gelatine - how mean!
- He used eggs that came from a battery hen - they're not veggie then.
- He added shrimp paste. I think of the mangroves swamps - what a waste!
- He used chicken stock - off with his block!
- He used animal rennet cheese, when to find veggie cheese, is such a breeze.
- No fish finings in my beer - I hope that's clear.